Quality Assurance Fan Pillows

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Smart Arse Meter

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Maraschino, Inc.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"There's no need to shout!"

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

'Looks like a great job!'

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.