Quality Assurance Fan Pillows

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Smart Arse Meter

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Maraschino, Inc.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Wow. Is your heartbeat in stereo? It's actually beyond stereo, doctor. You should get yourself a quadrophonic stethoscope!

"There's no need to shout!"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

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Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

'Looks like a great job!'

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!