Qualification Enthusiast Mugs

Qualifications

"Sorry, go on, I was just distracted for a moment by all my qualifications."

"The position requires a minimum of 2 GCSE's you appear to have only 10 of these 'O' Level thingies"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Go! Means NOW!

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Senior Jeopardy!

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Spot Quiz....

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Spot the fur ball.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's a long term goal."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"