Quaint Humor Seeker Pillows

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Shoe repair

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Meds Toast

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'Dinner!'