Quaint Humor Seeker Mugs

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Drinking Companions

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Shoe repair

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Meds Toast

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

True confession

An interview with Codlin and Short