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'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This duck call works too well.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Tough Butterfly

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

New-Age junk diet.

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Dead ducks

Duck protest march

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

Geese

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

Testing the first doc call.

'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'