Qigong Practitioner T-Shirts

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"The guy's a natural!"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Rocking Chairs

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

"It's 8 o'clock in the morning, and I'm all ready exhausted...and that's from just writing my to-do list."

The real reason we have natural disasters...