Qigong Practitioner T-Shirts

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"The guy's a natural!"

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Rocking Chairs

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

The real reason we have natural disasters...