Pyramid Pun Lover Pillows

Growing Pyramid.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Think about the honey."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

Sand Pyramids

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'