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Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Map of the human brain

Light Bulb Moment

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.