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Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Tic-tac-toe