Pursuit Enthusiast Gifts

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Snowman of the Apes

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Follow that cab!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Bad times to sneeze

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'