Pursuers Of Victory Gifts

Rival Jockeys

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

First Prize!

Strive to win!

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

First past the post.

Happy Champion

'I win!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'We're in a hurry.'

Bradley Wiggins

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Champion.

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Harvard Waiting List