Pursuer Of Happiness Pillows

'I have the secret to happiness...but the pharmacy bills will cost you!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The Death of the Blues

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Once more, with fury."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Happiness

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'