Happiness Pursuit Pillows

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

School holidays

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Sparkler

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Live the Dream!

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."