Happiness Hunters Pillows

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Work/Life Balance

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Saxophone Player.

Lawnmower

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

Musical Pondering.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"