Happiness Hunters Gifts

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

I had a very rewarding week. Weird. What? You sound almost happy, satisfied. HOJ. So strange for someone with such a meaningless, dead-end existence to find amid his personal rubble a nugget of joy. Defeat snatched from the jaws of a vague sense of contentedness. It's almost enough to give me hope.

Work/Life Balance

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Saxophone Player.

Lawnmower

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

The Death of the Blues

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Hurray! I just got born!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Musical Pondering.

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.