Happiness Seekers Pillows

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

Happy Home - Thumbs Up.

'It's like no one wants us to be happy! Because the technology is out there!'

'And after extensive research, we found conclusive evidence that money does indeed make you happy!'

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I didn't spark joy."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Thank you bubbles

A child interrupting family prayers

The Death of the Blues

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'