Purrty Organizer Gifts

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

God's Sticky Notes

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

G.P.S. For the Home

A catch-all is born.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."