Purrs And Ponder Pillows

Cat Philosophers

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Frog Baby Names

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"People are crazy."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Fish Food

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Cat Video Cinema.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"We're not so different, you and I."

I Wonder if They can Think…

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

"What do cats want?"