Purrfectly Quirky Pillows

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

The Food Chain

'How is the water prepared?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

Chiantis In Translation

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Puppet Show from the Stocks

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

The Grim Reaper's pets.

"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"

'Of course he's not all there.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Click bait for cats

Role Reversal

'Oh... hell!' (fish bowl)

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

Bad review

This is Umpopa, a witch doctor - he says he knows how to shrink hemorrhoids.

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

Making the best of it