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"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Hush puppy.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Burning love

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

God save the Queen.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

PRIDE!

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Jewish Hall of Nachas

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Happy Valentine's Day