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"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Hush puppy.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Burning love

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

God save the Queen.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

Jewish Hall of Nachas

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

PRIDE!

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Check your conscience, Senator?

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"He only dances to The Dubliners."