Purity Protector T-Shirts

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Padlocked Gate

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hope and ______

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Hidden Facebook Features

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."