Purity Protector Mugs

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Padlocked Gate

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Hidden Facebook Features

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?