Pastry Protector Mugs

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Doughnut Making

Non-Humble Pie.