Puritan Era Fan Gifts

'He told the committee that he could do the time standing on his head, and the committee let him.'

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Pirate

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

King George I

Lessons in Prehistory.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Stephen Spender.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.