Pioneer Fan Gifts

'Early Toupees'.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

I'm With Stooped

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'