Purist Reader Pillows

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Two Generations of Readers

The Book Lover

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Theodore Dreiser.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Books On Paper

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Multitasking

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"I think it means this is how they treat you 'In Rhode Island'."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

Offshore Drilling

"Woo! Three new followers!"

I've read fifteen books in the last three months, Randy. What? You? Read? Books were invented 5 thousand years ago, little buddy

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

Meet the Plagiarist.

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

A portrait of an early modern woman

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

Homerphobia

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'