Purist Reader Pillows

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Two Generations of Readers

The Book Lover

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Books On Paper

Pastoring for Dummies

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Multitasking

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

Offshore Drilling

"Woo! Three new followers!"

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

Homerphobia

Meet the Plagiarist.

A portrait of an early modern woman

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

"Can you recommend a book optimistic about the future that isn't in the fiction section?"

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.