Purchasing A Villa T-Shirts

'Progress of a bookshelf'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Reverse Mortgage.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"