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Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I did it my way.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Environment Friendly House.

'We'll take it!'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'