Puppy Zen Masters Gifts

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Zenemies.

Yoga.

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.