Puppy Zen Masters Gifts

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zenemies.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"How about a hand."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.