Puppy Treat Negotiator T-Shirts

"Sit!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

"There, are you happy?"

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

'A raise in your allowance? I'll have to go and change into my suit before I can answer that.'

'I'd like to get a new cat but I have a husband.'

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'