Puppy Treat Negotiator Pillows

"Sit!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Homemade dog biscuits.

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"There, are you happy?"

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'I'd like to get a new cat but I have a husband.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'