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'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

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"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

When Pugs dream.

"She's eating in tonight."

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

Long Range Planning: 'I'll eat, I'll chase my shadow, and I'll look at the chair leg for a while. Then, maybe, I'll take a snooze.'

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

"Aw, Rex is chasing cats in his dreams again."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."