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Dog's Brain.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"She's eating in tonight."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

The Middle-Aged Dog. Wait – Why did I run into this field?

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'Another 50 pound box of frozen steaks ... who's ordering this stuff?'

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

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