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'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"She's eating in tonight."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"

"You're a little too niche."

Dog's Brain.

'How about a trade? This tasty treat for that tastless old TV remote control.'

'Eugh. This is awful. I'm not the hugest fan of licorice, but this one I found on the sidewalk is disgusting.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

'I think you're eating my pup tarts.'

"Liverwurst?! Okay, let's try it again, speaking slowly this time. 'Fois. . . gras'."