Puppy Politeness Enthusiasts Pillows

'Now say 'please'.'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Rats."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

The merger hits a snag.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Dog Bookends

"No not the puppy please"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"