Puppy Passenger Partner Mugs

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You've already been for a walk."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

Take You Home

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

How paper training can affect puppies...

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'We double-dog dare you.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"He's a real dog person."

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"He likes you."

'I wish I wasn't programmed to act so needy and stupid whenever I see this idiot!'

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"