Puppy Passenger Partner Mugs

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"You've already been for a walk."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Take You Home

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Dog with chew toy.

'We double-dog dare you.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"He's a real dog person."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'I wish I wasn't programmed to act so needy and stupid whenever I see this idiot!'

Puppy at Feeding Time.

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"