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"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

Log in, paper out.

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"Remember laps?"

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show