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"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Log in, paper out.

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'