Puppy Palooza Gifts

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Talking Dog.

"Another slander suit!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Who's best friend are you?'

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Pavlov's Dream.

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Will act like an idiot for food.

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

Walking The Dog.

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

How Dogs Are Born

"Jessica Jo's white, Tucker's black, Tag's white, Pepper's red, Peekay is gray, Junie is gray, Jamie's brown – and, by the way, Jessica Jo is gifted."

'Help!'

"I'll have what she's having."

The sophisticate.