Puppet Pals T-Shirts

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

A Puppet Named Juan

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

'He does.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Fur Baby

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Jogging...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.