Puppet Pals Mugs

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

A Puppet Named Juan

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Leslie Caron.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Fur Baby

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"It's a good boy!"

Jogging...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"