Pup Pace Maestro Pillows

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bassoons.

The Working Mum

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

'I hate rainy days!'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

A Bus Conductor.

"Something has happened to the canary."

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

Orchestra

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

Erich Leinsdorf.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Baby driver

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Riccardo Muti

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

Happy Birthday