Pup Pace Maestro Prints

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Bassoons.

The Working Mum

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'I hate rainy days!'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

A Bus Conductor.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Orchestra

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Riccardo Muti

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Baby driver

Erich Leinsdorf.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'