Marking Maestro Pillows

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Kirsten Johnson

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

A woman playing a keyboard

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"Markets rose slightly today. No one knows why."

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Stock market full recovery?

"Get used to it, Eddie. Stocks below coat basis is the new normal."

"Tom here is the public face of the company."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!

'That just shows how much everyone depends on China economically.'

'I'm not sure this business partnership is working out...'