Pup Couture Enthusiast Pillows

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Fashion Week"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Enough with the drama."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."