Pup Couture Enthusiast Pillows

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Fashion Week"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

"Enough with the drama."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"