Punters And Bookies Unite Prints

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

A Good Bet.

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'We're in international waters now, so let's do this. You still want the Giants over the Dodgers for five bucks, right?'