Punters And Bookies Unite Mugs

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

A Good Bet.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'