Betting Buddies Mugs

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

A day at the races

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

election polling

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"