Betting Buff Mugs

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

He dropped ten quid.

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

'So, did you bet for or against yourself this time?'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'He's the type that gives racing a bad name.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Easter Island poker.

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

A cheque of bookies

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Told you it was my lucky day, I only lost £30."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Betting machines

Underdog

Bet it all on Maximum Security

Husband and wife at the races.

A day at the races

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

Gambler And Umpire

Playing cards.

'A fool and his money are soon parted - he was only here for ten minutes.'

'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word, last.'

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Who does he think he's kidding? He only won a tenner!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'I bet my wife I wouldn't buy another rod.She wins the dollar,I get a new fishing rod,and everybody's happy.'

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'

-What is 'horse sense' I wonder? -It's what stops horses from betting on people