Betting Buddies Prints

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Nostradamus.

Post Game Day Betting.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

election polling

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

A day at the races

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.