Puns And Wordplay Enthusiasts Pillows

'The sign outside says this is a second-hand store...'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

A Club Sandwitch.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"He just said his first word!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Dog in casino.

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Shell Fire

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hair spray"

"Neversource"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Paralegal eagle.

'So who's smoking?'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Green Trash

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"She left you, Larry — you really have to stop beating yourself up over it."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"